Sharks Mid-Season Rant

I was going to post my pics & thoughts from my trip to see Ryan Malone and the Tampa Bay Lightning take on the Sharks in November but first a few random thoughts:

Another brutal Sharks loss last night.  This team is talented offensively and there is just no damn reason for the lack of scoring.  Our defense is not as atrocious as previously anticipated but it's not good enough to support a dearth of scoring .

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Joyeux Noël

Enjoy some fantastic holiday videos

Talking to Myself - Sharks game blog 11/27/10

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Poor Devils Get Eaten by Sharks! 10/27/10

Disclaimer: 

I am watching the Sharks @ Dallas Stars so there may be some cursing, etc., if tonight's game doesn't go better than the first 17 minutes did.  And while I'm still pissed off about the loss last night, let me just say:

Poor Ginner!!  Not only do I believe that he had a good goal taken away from him (although I do not fault the officials since the angle was almost impossible to judge on the replay) but then to hear that he felt terrible because the puck might have been going in anyway and he fucked it up by touching it! 

*sob* The heart - it breaks.

I don't have any scoreboard pictures showing the Sharks vs. Devils logo to bore you with.  Not sure why actually.  You'll have to make due with a blurry shot of the neato 20th Anniversary puck sculpture!

San Jose Sharks (true) Home Opener 10/16/10

Vs. the Gilligan's Island Blackhawks. 
Castoffs?  Get it?  Never mind.
:clears throat:

Vs. the Atlanta Thrashers! 

Gorgeous night in San Jose.  In case you haven't noticed, this is the 20th anniversary for the Sharks. 

That very much featured at HP Pavilion in new banners, etc.

2010 Sharks Teal and White Game September 21

Thanks to a couple of nice posters at HF Boards, Adie and I decided to "sneak" into the Teal and White game (TWG). 

The TWG is the Sharks annual preseason welcome for season ticket holders.  The event is free with your ticket holder id and there are autograph tables set up for all the players followed by a scrimmage.  Needless to say, we are not season ticket holders. 

One poster emailed me the "save the date" flyer to use as a season ticket holder invitation and another poster pm'd me his phone number in case the "invitation" didn't fly. See?  There are still awesome people in the world.  Otherwise, I might not have made the drive to San Jose with no guarantee of getting in the doors.  We did have a backup plan, which was to backtrack to Oakland since the A's were in town. 

But, with just a little stress, we got in!  Yay!  First thing we did was note that all of the lines to the autograph tables were already hella long.  No thank you.  The sucky thing (for me) was that 3 of the 4 tables were located in the upstairs eateries...so you couldn't just walk thru and see the players and take photos.  You had to actually stand in line if you wanted to gawk.  Again...no thank you.

So, thanks to the setup, here are a ton of pictures from the ONE table that was located directly on the concourse. 

Luckily three of my favorites were at the table,

My Day at Sharks Training Camp

The things I'll do for my new-found passion....I didn't realize the transition from casual hockey fan to passionate Sharks fan would put so many miles on my car!    I left Sacramento @ 5:47 a.m. on a Sunday morning to head to Sharks Ice in San Jose for day 2 of the Sharks training camp.  I should have been snuggly in my bed.  But, les presents d'occasion as they say. 

It was a semi-eventful drive - hit some rain in Dixon...saw some crazy looking mountain sheep on the side of the freeway near Sunol...saw a dude dressed in Raiders gear come out of a perfectly barren field to walk up to a CHP car that was monitoring the road construction.  Asking directions to Oakland perhaps?

I pulled into Sharks Ice at 8:05 and immediately walked over to the nice old gentlemen who were handing out wristbands.  Mr. Wristband asked what my tattoo meant....I answered "Peace & Harmony, Hope, and Honor" to which he replied "Well, I like the honor part".  hahahaha

Even though some people were lining up outside of the entrance to South Rink (for autographs presumably?), I headed over to the North Rink to grab a seat.  Settled in at center ice in the second row at about 8:16.  The Zamboni came around at 8:18 and kept me awake for the moment. 

I woke up in full a few minutes later when I heard a booming voice entering the rink. No, it was not Joe Thornton...  It was a fan whom I shall call Mr. Friendly.  In a demonstration of my usual luck, Mr. Friendly chose to sit right behind me, although there were many open benches on the bleachers. 

"Hi!  Hello!" said Mr. Friendly to just about everyone... "How long have you been a Sharks fan??" was a question put to most.  "ZOMG! I love the Zamboni!!"  Mr. Friendly put a strange (although possibly accurate) emphasis on the syllables.  Zam-bone-EE!  He proceeded to give a history of the Zamboni and then go on about how much he wants to ride one.  A couple people agreed that it would be really fun, at which point he sounded disgusted that they had fallen into his trap. "It's just an ice scraper.  No big deal."  Did you know that the ice at the Tank is only 2" deep? 

BTW, it was too fucking cold in the North Rink. I wonder how deep the ice is? :-p  And that Winnipeg is colder than Edmonton (or vice versa)?  I confess (as if you can't tell it from my prose thus far) that I was reading Solipsist and therefore feeling somewhat cynical and superior.  There are some good points in that book but I digress.  Mr. Friendly is glad when football is here because it means hockey is right around the corner.  He goes on to enumerate why all other sports suck...

...but suddenly I'm distracted because it's 8:39 and Antti Niemi enters the ice.  Thomas Greiss follows exactly one minute later.  Mr. Friendly is quite an asshole - yelling at Greiss (very LOUDLY) 'go away!  put him back in the cooler!  he sucks!' What a dick.  Now I don't feel bad about mocking him.

Group B practice was scheduled to start at 9:00 a.m., but as mentioned, the goalies and their coaches were on ice at 9:40.